D. Leslie: “This sounds good. Here you go: I bailed with an infant son, a pregnant wife, and no backup job.”

J. Harrison: “I try to make sure that in every class I teach we read Marbury v. Madison, since that’s the only case I’ve ever read.”

D. Leslie: “You’re smart and ignorant!”

G. Mitchell: “How adept at you are going in the back door?”

J. Harrison: “Is there a world government? Yes, there is, and it’s called Disney.”

Student: “Let’s say they’re a Scientologist . . .”
G. Mitchell: “THAT’S NOT...!”
Student: “Well, let me finish the question . . .”
G. Mitchell: “TOM CRUISE?!?!”

D. Leslie: “Are you from the Midwest?”
Student: “No, I’m from Virginia.”
D. Leslie: “That’s the Midwest! It’s at least ‘Mid.’”

G. Mitchell: “The rule for going in the back door is that you have to have a reason for going in the back door. It’s not sufficient that you weren’t allowed to go in the front door.”

D. Leslie: “Every time you do this, you make me realize what a poor teacher I am.”

L. BeVier: “Some economists call this interdependent utility functions. You would call it love. It’s the same thing.”

D. Leslie: “Did you know that 68% of parcels of land in America have a grave on them?”
Student: “Did you just make that up?”
D. Leslie: “Yes!”

D. Leslie: “Please talk more softly, because I really don't want to hear you.”

D. Leslie: “Why shouldn’t some female employees be allowed to accept a higher wage so that I can harass them?”