Congratulationsto second-year Brett Fox and his wife Lisa on the birth of their baby Jillian Gail last week.

Congratulations to the new Libel Show Junta, led by the new Troika: Directors Rush Howell and James Tysse, and Producer Andrea Parisi.

Congratulations to third-year Blair Lanier and Nick Landau '03 on their recent engagement.

Congratulations to the people who ran and finished the Charlottesville Marathon on Saturday: Carrie Apfel, Nathan Cherry, Josh Simmons, and Carin Ward.

Congratulations to second-years Ryan Almstead and Cristi Head for winning the Corcoran Award in recognition of their work in public service.

Congratulations to third-year Brooke Purcell for receiving a Fulbright Business Grant to work and study in Mexico next year.

Thumbs up to the NGSL members who volunteered for the Challenger Clinic to teach baseball skills to Charlottesville children.

Thumbs up to Professor Larry Walker for canceling Complex Civil Litigation on Thursday.

Double thumbs down to Larry Walker for rescheduling it for today.

Thumbs up to ANG's law firm for sending an exam care package. ANG's parents forgot ANG, but ANG is still loved.

J. Harrison: "That was an example of a proper response to an armed attack under Article 51 of the UN Charter" [After smashing a bug repeatedly with his Dole Bottle].

S. Smith [Pointing out drug convictions last longer than many homicide cases]: "Why don't you think about that next time you are out passing around drugs at Bar Review. Why not just kill someone?"

M. Dooley: "Now remember, that's the Cady Roberts test. Not the Kenny Rogers test, which I got on an exam once. But I guess that is useful too. You've got to know when to hold them, know when to fold them."

Student: "C and D each have a vested remainder subject to open and subject to complete divestment... Does that sound reasonable?"

B. Cushman: "Well, it sounds reasonable. But it doesn't sound right."