C. Nelson: Asks a long, complicated question.
Class: [long moment of silence]
C. Nelson: Well, I don’t want to get into a long discussion of Cline or the ADEA . . . and it looks like my wish will be granted.

K. Kordana: Litigation is alternative dispute resolution. It’s an alternative to drive by shooting.

G. Geis: How many times do they need to sleep together before the contract is illegal?
Student: Well, since it’s a band, probably a lot.

M. Robinson: Some of my friends are gravitating towards hard alcohol . . . but most of them are not smoking, for obvious reasons.

A. Woolhandler: Someone will come in here and think that I’m insane.

Student: You’re not the master of me.
Class: [laughter]
J. Kraus: Well, I’m glad we’re clear on that.

J. Fischman: The question is whether males value their own right hands more than females value males’ right hands.

A. Johnson: No, his insurance didn’t cover [sewer backups]. There was a no shit clause in the policy.

A. Coughlin: If you see a kid in a car and no one is around, go and get the kid out of the car. Immediately. And then call me to defend you from kidnapping charges.

A. Woolhandler: I’m not saying I’m smarter than the Supreme Court Justices, but . . .”

K. Kordana: Let’s say this corporation is too bankruptcy-phobic, like that 50% of American households who should file for bankruptcy TO-morrow!

G. E. White: When a cat meows at you, it doesn’t mean “Hello.” It means, “I want food.”
Class: [laughter]
G. E. White: Seriously, cats don’t meow at other cats.