Congratulations to Sarah Chase-Levenson ’12 and Alex Blanchard ’11 on their engagement.
Congratulations to Laura Jenkins ’12 and Naval Aviator LTJG John Plack on their engagement.
Thumbs up to the advent of Feb Club. ANG is writing this in a toddler-sized Pikachu costume while drinking ANG’s third Four Loko.
Thumbs down to last night’s SBA Debate. ANG expected bolder promises, like the installation of a chocolate waterfall in ScoCo or even a December 31 grade submission deadline.
Thumbs up to Super Bowl Sunday, or, as the NFL trademark lawyers require us to call it, the Budweiser Happy Terrific Day of Pigskin Drinking Responsibly, Brought to You by Lotrimin Ultra.
Thumbs up to the weather this week. ANG hopes that the warm snap won’t lead to more bro shirtlessness at Feb Club events, but then, that seems statistically impossible.
Thumbs down to the end of the ADD/DROP grace period. ANG feels sorry for all the 3Ls who missed out on Prof. Leslie’s seminar, “Law of Whatever the Hell I Want to Talk About.”
Thumbs up to all those who purchased tickets to next week’s Barrister’s Ball. Dean Mahoney would like to remind students that there is a positive correlation between how much you drink and the economic efficiency of the transaction.
Thumbs up to Spies Garden’s newest addition, hammock guy, who showed us all you can even be a gunner at relaxing.
Thumbs up to Prof. Jim Donovan who was mentioned in a New York Times article for being a major donor to Mitt Romney’s Restore Our Future SuperPAC. ANG suggests Prof. Donovan instead consider donating to ANG’s SuperPAC, Destroy Our Past.
K. Kordona: Now put on your bad man hat. How can you screw people over?
E. Yale: Married couples are an economic unit. That’s why when I bet my wife $1m that I’m right and then I’m wrong and default, I don’t have cancellation of debt income—I’m such a geek.
K. Kordona: What do puppet masters do? Issue orders over the phone to their puppets.
J. Cannon: Are you with me? Please say if you’re not. Otherwise it all becomes gobbily gook.
X. Luu: Don’t buy a dog and bark yourself.
J. Cannon: Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee, environmentally at least.
J. Cannon: I was dumbfounded. I don’t want you ever to be dumbfounded.
C. Nelson: 3.2 percent beer is not the sort of product the free market system supports; it tastes unbelievably foul.
D. Brown: With moms like these, who needs prosecution witnesses?
Student: Do you have office hours?
S. Walt: Unfortunately they are all time.
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