F. Schauer: “Those of you silly enough to think you can make an outline for this class—or sillier still, a flowchart—are doomed to fail.”
D. Laycock: “Why are evangelicals so desperate they’re willing to vote for President Grab-’em-by-the-Pussy?”
D. Brown: “The main point is [fades into a whisper as students look at each other frantically.]”
J. G. Hylton: “Well, if any of you are free during the second week of February, I encourage you to attend the International Cartel Workshop in Paris.”
J. Mahoney: “I view training schools for dogs as more of obedience training for owners than dogs”
Heard a good professor quote?