S. Walt: Oh, I’ve run out of time. I feel like a failure.
M. Doran: I do not recognize the Court of Petty Appeals as a court of competent jurisdiction.
K. Ferzan: That’s what men do. They blow stuff up.
J. Setear: I love The Economist! But I can’t read it because it’s in British.
G.E. White: We must conclude how much this particular cow resembled a deer.
R. Mason: Lets pick a country at random: Switzerland.
A. Choi: It gets a little lonely up [by the faculty offices] after 5PM. I guess people at UVa leave early.
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