J. Harrison: My sinuses feel like they’re going to burst, so if they do… Talk about administrative law amongst yourselves.
K.. Ferzan: Your prefrontal cortex doesn’t form fully until you’re 25.
Student: I’m 24.
Ferzan: It shows.
A. Choi: No one uses Yahoo anymore?
B. Spellman: Food is just a metaphor for sex... You start and you get aroused and then you can’t stop.
C. Nelson: Nelson: You can’t falsify a fish.
J. Setear: Jesus of Nazareth—I don’t know how big of a deal he was when he died. Much bigger deal now.
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