M. Doran: “For the record, I do not like to appear in the Law School newspaper.”
K. Abraham: “It’s arbitrary and doesn’t make a lot of sense, like funerals.”
K. Ferzan: “I have clearly lost my mind.”
C. Nicoletti: “When I say nine months, I mean the gestation period of a human. And don’t ask me about cyborgs.”
K. Kordana: “I’ve got a little pinky toe and an appendix but no wings, so I’m not evolutionarily maxed out.”
R. Schragger: “I’m actually about to buy land in Canada…for obvious reasons.”
F. Schauer: “Have you run into this in your other courses? No? Then you should get your money back.”
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