Faculty Quotes 9/20/17

G. Rutherglen: “If men were angels, there would be no lawyers.”

J.C. Jeffries, Jr.: “Whenever you find a Supreme Court opinion that has part II (i)(g), you’re in trouble.”

K. Kordana: “I wanted better squirrels, less mangey, less hungry, less desperate, but what I got was just more squirrels”

A.Vollmer: “Here are the facts, you would already know them if you read the case, but I’m a realist.”

J. Hylton: “In all of my hypos I have the husband dying first. That’s not some kind of death wish on myself.” 

J. Mahoney: “ So what if you say ‘I think the Girl Scouts border on some paramilitary organization.’”

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