M. Gilbert: “According to the attendance policy, you have to attend 80 percent of the classes. And now you gotta ask yourself, is he a rules guy or a standards guy?”
E. Kitch: “Hello… well good bye I guess. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and have a good rest of your lives.”
J. Mahoney: “Have you ever wondered about the history of the Internal Revenue Code?”
Student: I have a million questions. D. Brown: I’ll take seven.
Armacost: [to student] “What’s wrong with your face? Don’t put that in the Law Weekly!”
D. Oliar: "And the squirt gun. One of the largest menaces to humanity."
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