R. Hynes: “Don’t worry, I won’t keep you guys over today. I’ll wait until Feb Club is in full swing to do that.”
M. Robinson: “Most of you probably qualify as nerds.”
J. Harrison: “I remember when everything was harvest gold and the walls were avocado, and I remember thinking, ‘Dear God, when will the 70s end, and when will I get better hair?’”
J. Setear: [explaining the jurisdiction of the Albemarle, Charlottesville and UVa Police] "So if you are underage drinking, there are three distinct police forces who will do absolutely nothing."
P. Mahoney: "You'd write them a strongly worded letter telling them to go jump in a lake."
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