J. Harrison: “The concept of wrongful death invites the concept of rightful death, but I’ll say no more.”
C. Nelson: “I will now make the mistake of fully analyzing that joke, stripping it all of all its humor.”
A. Bamzai: “I wanted to join the Association of Irritated Residents this morning when the City of Charlottesville shut off my water.”
K. Kordana: "You should join my evil cabal. Anyone else have an evil plot?"
M. Gilbert: "Lots of things that are totally irrelevant to a person's ability to govern affect the outcomes of elections. For example, when was the last time you saw a woman president?"
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