Tyler D’Ambrose ‘21
We have it on good authority that you were once considering getting a pug, why?
Funny you should ask, I was once moments away from purchasing one, but then I heard its deep, unsettling breath.
If you could own any bird in the world, what would it be?
A parrot. Wait, 20 parrots. All placed by my front door to greet visitors with a rendition of “Crazy Train.”
Do you really think we should eat mor chik’n? Why?
Yes, society is weak. Protein makes us strong.
Do you think Coldplay is emo?
No, but everything after 2000 is complete trash.
Who would win in a fight: a medieval knight or a samurai?
The samurai because they are well-trained warriors who fight for their honor.
How is Section A(B) doing?
On top of the world as usual. We are currently in the process of seeking tax-exempt status and creating our own Holy Book.
What is your opinion on the government shutdown?
I’m going to borrow one from my Dad’s playbook and say that I love both sides just the same.
Are you self-sufficient?
Who is the coolest person you ever met?
Dean Faulk by a mile. The man has swagger.
Would you rather fight ten Dean Goluboff-sized wombats or one wombat-sized Dean Goluboff?
I’ll take my chances with the wombats; Dean Goluboff is an absolute force.
Do you sing in the shower?
Every time. I listen to Rage Against the Machine to get pumped up for my day. I sing along to the Frozen soundtrack when I know I’m going on a date later that night.
What is the best meal you ever had?
Jeff Ruby’s steak in Cincinnati. Although, FedSoc Chick-Fil-A is a close second.
What is your opinion on this season of the Bachelor?
Colton is not ready for love. But neither is Ari.
What is your opinion on pickup lines?
A fool-proof method to winning over any girl’s heart.
What is your favorite word?
Valor. Because when I hear it, I think of majestic eagles.
What are two truths and a lie about you (and what’s the lie)?
I’ve never been to Europe; I was hunted by coyotes in a forest; and my last name means “pleasant smell.”
The last one is a lie. It has no cool hidden meaning that I’m aware of.
Coke or Pepsi?
Coke all the way. Coke is good for every occasion. It’s a great mixer, has a refreshing taste, and makes me happy. Pepsi is good if there’s no Coke and I haven’t had water in two days.