Thumbs up to uvalawkward, the latest gif craze to hit the Law School. An anonymous person/people making satirical commentary about the Law School? HOW ORIGINAL.
Thumbs up to the spring finals period including both Foxfield AND Cinco de Mayo. ANG is raelly glade that it can ouTline so well drunk.
Thumbs down to softball playoffs running so close to finals. The library is already too full as it is, there’s no need to add ANG’s body odor to the mix.
Thumbs down to Professor Coughlin’s blatant threat against ANG’s life in her Criminal Investigation class. Doesn’t Professor Coughlin know that the only way to get ANG to do anything is to write a strongly worded letter to the editor and then forge signatures agreeing with its content?
Thumbs up to Professor Coughlin’s new grandson. ANG hears he can’t walk yet but he’s already mastered the “Coughlin Hop.”
Thumbs up to the softballer who emailed her entire team admonishing them for their “spine[lessness]" after a defeat in the playoffs. She clearly understands that the only thing worth taking seriously in late April is law school co-rec intramural softball.
Thumbs down to the Student Records arbitrary music/ear bud email quarantining students listening to music to a room in Slaughter. ANG’s been listening to death metal in exam rooms for years and never received a complaint. Or a good grade.
Thumbs down to the landlord of 1945 Thomson for evicting his current tenants, thus ending what shall forever be known as the Das Klub era. If ANG could, ANG would fist pump him in the face.
A. Coughlin: If ANG gives my (baby) grandson a thumbs-down, I will put a bounty on ANG’s head and in the words of Steven Seagal, teach them a whole new meaning to the word “violation.”
J. Ryan: We got chickens six months ago. In the cost benefit analysis of our family, the chickens are the only ones that are consistently on the benefit side.
T. Nachbar: Really, porn can just pop up on my computer? I thought I had to pay extra for it!
J. Harrison: This is how the Court works. They come on the battlefield after it’s over and shoot the wounded.
J. Cannon: The best defense to environmental enforcement actions: “The client didn’t do it.” It’s all downhill from there.
D. Laycock: This is Rehnquist writing, so don’t expect any human sympathy.
D. Laycock: That’s kind of how the marriage market works: the most attractive people pair off and the rest of us take what’s left.
T. Nachbar: I feel like I should have a saxophone and be stoned. Well, more stoned.
P. Stephan: The Spencers are an old, wealthy English family most famous for their daughter of sub-par intelligence: the martyr princess Diana.
K. Abraham: None of this is going to be on the exam, but you are not permitted to leave.
D. Laycock: There’s a case called uhh, umm... Hmm. Senility creeps in slowly.
F. Hitz: God, I smoked a damn good cigar when I read this book. [sniffs book] I hope it’s not wiping you all out.
J. Setear: I left off the third part of the clause. [To self:] Look, you’re really slipping. [Turns head, still to self:] I’m doing the best I can.
J. Harrison: My opinion is that if you have actual talent, you shouldn’t be in law.
F. Hitz: You’re going to have to stop doing your game of solitaire over there since you’re actually interested in this topic.
C. Sprigman (in re his son): He told me if I bought another Prius he would no longer be my son.
